My sister had surgery this week to remove a kidney stone that had become lodged and would not pass. I’ve been there and can attest that a kidney stone is one of the most painful things a person can experience, in my opinion. Only minutely less painful is trying to explain to a seven-year-old exactly what a kidney stone is. The conversation went a little like this…
Lucas: Why is Jennifer in the hospital?
Me: She had a kidney stone that got stuck.
Lucas: What’s a kidney stone?
Me: It’s kind of like a tiny rock that can get stuck in your body.
Lucas: Like in your arm?
Me: No, not exactly. It gets stuck in the tube your pee comes out through.
Lucas: (with alarm in his voice) Like in your penis?
Me: Maybe, if you’re a boy. Usually up inside your body though.
Lucas: How did it get in there? Did Jennifer swallow a rock?
Me: No, Jennifer hasn’t been eating rocks. Sometimes some people will just produce them.
Lucas: Huh?
Me: Your body makes them.
Lucas: What are they made of?
Me: I’m not sure…some sort of deposits. Maybe calcium?
Lucas: (Blank stare). What’s a deposit?
Me: Ummm…it’s hard to explain. (Really, I had no idea and this was a stalling-while-trying-not-to-sound-totally-stupid answer)
(Long pause)
Lucas: Do I have rocks?
Me: No, you’re fine. Not everyone gets kidney stones. Only some people.
Lucas: Maybe I do have rocks. Sometimes, when I go to the bathroom, my pee is warm when it comes out. Maybe that means I have rocks in my penis?
Me: No Lucas, your pee is always warm….because your body is warm and it comes from your body. I promise that you do not have rocks in your penis.
Lucas: My body is warm?
Me: Yea…people are warm-blooded creatures.
Lucas: Not like reptiles. Reptiles are cold-blooded.
Me: Right.
Lucas: Can reptiles get rocks?
Me: I don’t know.
Lucas: When I grow up, I think I am going to be a scientist and study reptiles and find out if they can get rocks.
Me: I thought you wanted to be a paleontologist.
Lucas: I am trying to decide. I might be a paleontologist and I might be a scientist who studies reptiles.
Me: Aren’t they kind of the same thing since paleontologists study dinosaurs and dinosaurs are reptiles? Couldn’t you do both?
Lucas: Yea…I guess (totally unimpressed with my suggestion). Or I might be a lifeguard instead.
2 comments:
kids are so funny...
Ainsley was 5 when she decided she wanted to be a Doctor for Giraffes private parts. Kids are so funny....
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