Thursday, September 27, 2012

Day 4: A Hero For Modern Times

For all of you out there, my dear closeted gay and lesbian friends who are still struggling to come to grips with your sexuality, I have good news for you today. For all of you who can't seem to get past the shame and self-loathing that tragically goes all-to-often hand-in-hand with being gay, I bear tidings of great joy today. For all of you looking for a hero—for someone of intellectual and moral repute to stand up and say, “Hey, it's okay to be gay”—I present to you a 21st century superhero. An ally and advocate for modern times. A defender off all that is good and right and just in this world. I present to you...

Honey Boo Boo.

Ain't nothin' wrong with being' a little gay. Everybody's a little gay.

Amen, you loveably chubby, flaxen-haired little redneck. Amen!


Heather said...


Makes you miss the South, no?

Anonymous said...

I love that they put the English in a kryron in case you don't understand that she is speaking English. Also, it is Honey Boo Boo Child. Did you know June's first grandchild just born has one hand with two thumbs? Just a little FYI.

Shannon Ralph said...

Oh know entirely too much about this little girl. I take it you are a fan of the show? ;)

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